I saw a poster....

1 post · started by Xin_Kai on 06/03/02 at 22:13:34
Xin_Kai06/03/02 at 22:13:34#1
Hi,

  I once saw this poster.....

Urgent Sale!


      A person who wants to move to another plane of existence has the following items for disposal at knock down prices!!

1) Fixed negative karma

2) light negative karma


Features: Both types of karma has been known to cause suffering , pain, loss of money, uneasiness and general gloom and unhappiness.
The Fixed type is more potent in its effects than the "lite" type.

Calling upon all would be Bodhisattavas , present Bodhisattvas,or persons with Bodhi citta to undertake the above 2 types of karma from the person.

Benefits of undertaking the karma:
1) You would bring happiness to the person,
2) you would bring light to the person,
3) You would increase your merits and achievements as a Bodhisattava
4) you would gain more luminance
5) it would speed you and bring you one step closer in  your vow of allevaiting sufferings
6) It would bring one step closer to the goal of transforming this earth into Buddha land .
6) and many many more....

methods of payment:

1) No cash required , just make a wish to undertake the karma
and it would be transferred to you.It's simple!!

2) Or make the wish as in 1) and visualise white light flowing into the person.

Plenty of stocks available!!!

Coming Attraction next week: Negative attitude for sale


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Note : this poster is fictious and for entertainment purposes and not meant for serious dharma knowledge :))
Last edited 06/03/02 at 22:17:46 by Xin_Kai